"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."
My 92 year old grandma (via expeditum)
"The day that I got engaged was my husband’s birthday and I took him to Crazy Horse [Cabaret in Paris, France]. I remember thinking, ‘Damn, these girls are fly.’ I just thought it was the ultimate sexy show I had ever seen. I was like, ‘I wish I was up there. I wish I could perform that for my man.’ So that’s what I did in the video."